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The 250th Anniversary of The Greatest Country On Earth

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Today was a little different from all the constant crotch rockets, gunshots, and noise coming from outside. That is because there were cheap fireworks constantly popping off since nigs cannot afford fireworks using their EBT cards. That made me realize that today was the 250th birthday of God's country, The United States of America. Originally we started out as colonies of the Pussy-whipped Brits and then we kicked their ass way back in 1776 and have been the driving force for freedom and democracy ever since. Even though we are being held back by the woketards and parasitical minorities, we still did accomplish a lot in the 250 years that we have been kicking ass. The United States of America is far from being perfect but she is surely one of the most ideal countries to live in. You can live how you want here. Living your life and having the freedom to make your decisions and not being bothered by people (unless you are me for some odd reason) is something that I believe a lot of ...
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Planet of the Apes 2: Karmelo Anthony

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Finally, Coonmelo Anthony was actually found guilty after he and his family had spent a year living off donations from the completely retarded people that had made donations to his stupid GoFundMe in an attempt to support his case, but which instead funded the mouth-drooling parents of this knuckle-dragging retard. The parents used the money gained from their newfound fame to fund their usual groid lifestyle and bought themselves a car and a McMansion far away from the rest of their fellow groids and left nothing for their cash cow (Coonmelo) until he was eventually put on the chopping block due to the content of his character and the color of his skin matching. But just in case you somehow were not following the case, I'll quickly sum it up: Karmelo Anthony was at a track meet in Frisco, Texas when he went around the tents that belonged to the other high schools looking for shit to steal (as those people do) and stumbled upon a white American named Austin Metcalf. When Austin told...
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