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Finally, Coonmelo Anthony was actually found guilty after he and his family had spent a year living off donations from the completely retarded people that had made donations to his stupid GoFundMe in an attempt to support his case, but which instead funded the mouth-drooling parents of this knuckle-dragging retard. The parents used the money gained from their newfound fame to fund their usual groid lifestyle and bought themselves a car and a McMansion far away from the rest of their fellow groids and left nothing for their cash cow (Coonmelo) until he was eventually put on the chopping block due to the content of his character and the color of his skin matching. But just in case you somehow were not following the case, I'll quickly sum it up: Karmelo Anthony was at a track meet in Frisco, Texas when he went around the tents that belonged to the other high schools looking for shit to steal (as those people do) and stumbled upon a white American named Austin Metcalf. When Austin told...